The Confessional - #4
I ate an entire pound cake in 2 days.
I imagine myself being BFFs with Zap Mama, Sade, and the Girlfriends cast (not the actors but the characters).
I haven't voted in every election since I became of voting age.
I don't trust politicians.
Breastmilk taste better than I thought it would.
I normally have breastmilk dribbles on my pants.
I am easily confused when watching espionage movies.
I google some words to make sure I'm using them correctly.
I am more outspoken since having a baby or maybe it's because of age.
I sometimes wipe milk dribbles on Little Miss.
I have more than a few favorite songs that have misogynistic lyrics (partial list below).
I imagine myself being BFFs with Zap Mama, Sade, and the Girlfriends cast (not the actors but the characters).
I haven't voted in every election since I became of voting age.
I don't trust politicians.
Breastmilk taste better than I thought it would.
I normally have breastmilk dribbles on my pants.
I am easily confused when watching espionage movies.
I google some words to make sure I'm using them correctly.
I am more outspoken since having a baby or maybe it's because of age.
I sometimes wipe milk dribbles on Little Miss.
I have more than a few favorite songs that have misogynistic lyrics (partial list below).
What do you want to confess?
Comments
GASP! You drank it? On accident (if so, HOW?) or on purpose (if so, WHY?) :)
It's sweet and definitely taste better than cow's milk.
As for breast milk, do you remember the Friends episode where Joey drank some?
I don't remember that episode of Friends. I do remember an episode of a Different World where pina coladas were made with breastmilk by accident at a bachelor party.
Not sure what that says about me...
BTW: How big was the pound cake? A small one or a big one, like someone's grandma would make?
@Empress Sheba happy to have another sister. :)