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NickMom, Wine, and Me

Thanks to Collective Bias® and NickMom for this sponsored post and allowing me to express my #MotherFunny.

I'm not a perfect mom. I'm a real mom. When I was a non-parent, I thought my future kid would never watch tv, listen to crappy songs on the radio, or eat candy. My real kid does all of the above.

I cook vegetables that are not eaten. My home is a disorganized mess 90% of the time. I play balloon volleyball and read the same books 686,585 times a day. My day is laughter, tears, tantrums, and tutus!

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When 7 o'clock rolls around, I like to untwist the cap on a bottle of cheap wine pop corks! Some days my pour is modest and some days it's super sized. 


I wasn't sure there were other mommies out there with the same relaxed take on motherhood until I discovered It's a fun site for moms like me. Moms who drink. Moms who like to have fun. Chill moms. Funny moms. Moms who can laugh at the ups and downs of parenting. 

I knew I was heading into fun zone when I found the "What Your Wine Choices Say About You?" cartoon that correctly identified me as someone who IS NOT turning into my mother. Chardonnay is my last to never wine choice and yes, I do choose bottles based on how cute the label is. I haven't picked a bad under $5 under $10 bottle yet.

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NickMoms can also appreciate my #bedtimeforbabies tag . If you follow me on social media then you are familiar with my status updates and photo collection of really cute pics of...wait for it....WINE! I do other things but wine is most likely involved.

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Here's how it all goes down.

6:30 pm - bath time for babies
7:00 pm - bedtime for babies
7:01 pm - the pouring of libations
7:01 - 11 pm - some or all of the following activities occur:

Drink wine and post pictures of wine to Instagram. 
Drink wine and polish nails but not if it's big gulp pour day.
Drink wine and use words that begins with f and ryhme with duck.
Drink wine and pin wine to wine Pinterest board. 
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and eat the chocolates I discreetly bought while grocery shopping.
Drink wine from a glass and not from a water bottle. Kidding. Ahem. Moving on....
Drink wine and watch cartoons without constant interruptions.
Drink wine and pee with the door closed. Not at the same time, of course.
Drink wine while sitting on top of a laundry mountain.
Drink wine and check out more #MotherFunny at and NickMom on Twitter or Facebook.

What does your wine choice say about you? What do you do when it's bedtime for babies?

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I am a member of the Collective Bias® Social Fabric® Community. This shop has been compensated as part of a social shopper insights study for Collective Bias and its client, Nickelodeon.
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